Monthly Archives: February 2017

Apple Developer Program: Room For Improvement

I’ve wanted to learn to make iOS Apps for some time, so I finally bit the bullet and bought a Mac Mini, downloaded Xcode, and started programming. I’m getting to the point where I want to deploy and test my app on my own iPhone (rather than run in a simulator), but in order to do that, you have to join the Apple Developer Program so you can appropriately sign and deploy your App to real iPhone and iPad hardware. And boy, what a pain joining this program is!

I should qualify this statement…I’ve joined the Apple Developer Program before as an individual. Everything went through ok then, but i never got around to actually building an App. This time, however, I decided to F.O.C.U.S – Follow One Course Until Success – and to actually build an App this time. And this time, I decided to join the Apple Developer Program as a Corporate Entity; you know, with designs of becoming a Billion Dollar Unicorn. Apple gets funny with Corporate Developer Registrations, seemingly. They require that you have a DUNS Number. Ok, whatever. I’m used to bureaucracy. I went and got me a DUNS Number. But for some reason, it took weeks (in reality, months) to associate a DUNS number with my Company in Apple land. Dun and Bradstreet told me to wait a few weeks, after updating some key email and phone number information, before trying to enroll in the Apple Developer Program again. So I waited…and waited…and I’m still waiting…

After waiting entirely too long, I tried to enroll again. This time, Apple complained that my credit card was being rejected. Really? Ok, so I tried another credit card. Rejected again. Really???? I logged in to both credit card accounts. Sure enough, successful charges from Apple on both for $99, but for some reason, Apple would still not let me enroll in their program:

What would Steve Jobs do?

At this point, I am quite flustrated. Of course I will press on, because I am committed to this project and to learning iOS development. But I never had this much problem getting an Android App out into the Google Play Store…I expect much more of Apple.  This process should have been absolutely thoughtless and painless.  But it’s a good reminder of how difficult and tenuous it is to build a company on top of another company’s technology.

EDIT (2/16/2017): I called Apple today and was unable to resolve the technical problem behind registering online, so I registered for the Developer Program over the phone this afternoon.  Part of my urgency in getting this registration done was because I wanted a shot at attending WWDC2017 this year.  Registration for WWDC2017 is by random selection to members of the Developer Program in good standing as of 2/16/2017 at 0530am PST.  I registered online the evening of 2/15/2017, but it failed due to technical problems with the Apple website (my credit cards are fine).  So I’m hoping I can still figure out a way to get in good standing for possible selection to WWDC2017.

EDM Love

When I was in 6th grade, I discovered one of my Dad’s records (what the heck is a ‘record’?) called ‘Switched-On Bach’. I gave it a listen and was ABSOLUTELY mesmerized. I had never heard anything like it! The album was full of J.S. Bach music played on a Moog Synthesizer by Wendy Carlos. According to Wikipedia, this album placed in the top 10 on the US Billboard 200 between 1969 and 1972! The combination of old school Classical Music being played on a high tech instrument like the Moog Synthesizer was a blissful combination to me.

Years later I fell in love with the movie, ‘Tron’. The Tron soundtrack was authored and played by my idle from the ‘Switched-On Bach’ days, Wendy Carlos. It was about this time (I was a freshman in High School), that I started to get what an awesome combination computers and music made.

Since then, I’ve tinkered with digital music. I’ve written a few goofy songs. I’ve tried my hand at producing a few songs on Garage Band. I’ve dreamed of becoming a DJ, even talked to a few DJs about how to go about it. But I’ve never pursued this passion much further than that. I’ve been called a ‘fart in a frying pan’ because I chase alot of different dreams. I do need a bit of focus in my life…Anyway, two years ago I took my girlfriend to U Street in DC once to try to get a feel for the DJ scene in Washington DC. The main DJ was Afrika Bambaattaa, one of my faves in High School. We had an awesome time, but the vibe wasn’t really what I was looking for. U Street is no Ushuaia.

One thing on my bucket list is to party in Ibiza

Fast forward to 2016. Never mind how old I am now. Not important. This past November, I had the privilege of attending a Martin Garrix performance in Las Vegas with my girlfriend. We were blown away by the richness of the bass, the visual sensations, and the overall experience. The Martin Garrix performance was at the AWS re:Invent 2016 Cloud Conference at the re:Play party. I felt I had been reconnected with my childhood fascination with computers and music. It was SENSATIONAL!!!

AWS re:Play Party 2016

Fast forward to today. Where is the EDM scene? Where are the best DJs in the world? Where can we go to hear them and experience the vibe? Turns out one of the best EDM DJ experiences in the world is in Boom, Brussels at Tomorrowland. So guess where we are going this July?!?!?! Headliners currently include most of my favorites, including Martin Garrix, Armin van Buuren, Afrojack, Kaskade, Steve Aoki, etc. I’m hoping that David Guetta, Dmitri Vegas and Like Mike are also there for the Weekend 2 performances – BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!! Tickets have already sold out. We are so stoked!!!!

If you are going to Boom this summer, drop me a line.